Gilly

If he does remember us, uhh, big frying pan I guess?
—Gilly, Get Fatter Now!, S01E01, 02:21

Gilly is the first character we hear in Get Fatter Now!, and does NOT mutilate balls.
Voiced by Harry McLaughlin, Gilly's delivery is bizarre, erratic, and just silly in general.
He is also known by the professional alias "Johnny Jambo" during his tenure as police.

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